The Illusion of Intelligence
The words and advice of Heather L. Kelly, writer.
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Monday, January 25, 2016
Hammy Potter-The World Will Never Be the Same
Because I am so emotionally tied up in this musical, the words are always running through my mind, I had an idea the other day while perusing on my Harry Potter fan group on Facebook. What Hogwarts house would A. Ham have been in? Well, of course that led to a list of major characters and what houses I think they most align with. And now, I'm sharing it with you. Here are my best guesses at the Hogwarts houses of our Hamilton heroes.
Alexander Hamilton-Slytherin
"What? Slytherin???" you say. Here's how I see it. Hamilton was ambitious and he did what it took to rise up. The Reynolds Pamphlet is a great example of his inability to see past his legacy. He was quick to action and rarely considered consequences. His mouth got him into trouble quite a lot. Hamilton fits the bill of an ambitious, focused, intelligent Slytherin.
Eliza Schulyer Hamilton-Ravenclaw
Beautiful, wonderful Eliza. She is smart, kind, witty. She also was very driven and creative, especially after Alexander's death.
Angelica Schulyer-Ravenclaw
Much like her sister, Angelica is exactly what you expect from a Ravenclaw, but I think even more so. Her wit and intelligence often outshine her sisters. She is also fiercely independent and knows exactly what she has to do to survive in this world, like marry an old boring dude because he's rich.
Peggy Schulyer-Hufflepuff
Quiet. Doesn't want to cause trouble or get into trouble. Extremely loyal to her father. Total Hufflepuff.
Aaron Burr-Slytherin
I was back and forth on Burr. Initially I wanted to put him in Gryffindor, but then I realized he has more Slytherin qualities. He was blinded by his want of power and need to succeed. He shot Hamilton because of it. He was intelligent, confident to a fault, and extremely manipulative. His careful political tactic of not really saying what he supported in order to get ahead sealed the deal for me for him being a Slytherin.
Thomas Jefferson-Slytherin
So sue me, I think a lot of these guys are Slytherins. Jefferson was another that did what it took to get ahead. (Maybe most politicians are Slytherins). He was also very intelligent but definitely wanted to point it out. He was quick to take credit for making a deal with Hamilton.
George Washington-Gryffindor
The brave, intelligent soldier George Washington. He knew when to ask for assistance from Hamilton, and was not afraid to point out that they were in deep trouble. Washington was a leader and commanded respect without ever having to ask for it.
Phillip Hamilton-Hufflepuff
Always and forever loyal to his father. Kind, but fool hardy.
Hercules Mulligan-Gryffindor
Fun, brave, loud, the guy you want at the party. What more can I say? Hercules is a true Gryffindor.
Lafayette-Gryffindor
America's favorite fighting Frenchman. Willing to stick his neck out for the colonies, Lafayette was a brave soul and was fiercely adamant about freedom.
Last, but certainly not least:
King George III-Hufflepuff
The worst kind of Hufflepuff. Whiny, entitled, and unaware he makes mistakes himself, King George best embodies the dreadful Harry Potter character Zacharias Smith.
Well, this has been a fun Hammy Potter mash up. Do you agree with the houses I picked? Let me know in the comments what houses you would choose!
And P.S. LISTEN TO HAMILTON! DO IT!
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Supernatural Christmas Song "All I Want For Christmas is Food"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOOD
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Harry Potter "Hello" Adele Parody
I had a lot of fun with this. Unfortunately, I can't really sing, so the text will have to suffice
Here is the Harry Potter parody of Adele's "Hello":
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Living With Chronic Eczema
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Procrastination Doesn't End After College
Not too long ago, I posted a blog about my new goals as a writer. I had ideas and plans. I even made a page with my name on it on Facebook for people to like. Well, a couple (a few) months have gone by and I am ashamed, but not surprised, to say that I have since abandoned that project in favor of multi-hour marathon Netflix watching. I am now a pro at Netflixing, but my writing has definitely suffered at the hands of the glorious Netflix siren that sings to me when I get home from work.
I know that nothing is to blame for my procrastination except my own laziness and general apathy. I wrongly assumed that I would be much more motivated after graduating. Alas, I feel as though I am now a hundred times worse and fifty pounds heavier. Snacks are more alluring than ever and sugary soda is one of the few things I am excited for when I wake up in the morning.
What is my point in writing this? I'm honestly not sure. Maybe I feel the need to apologize to any of you who were actually waiting for me to write something. Maybe I just want to complain about myself and hope someone understands. And maybe I'm just writing this because I am too much of a procrastinator to actually work on that novel.
Sigh. *turns on Netflix* Well that's about as much writing as I can get out in one sitting nowadays. Oh good, they added new Disney Channel movies. Goodnight, I'm going to watch Princess Protection Program. Again.