Supernatural Christmas Song "All I Want For Christmas is Food"

Because I had so much fun with the Harry Potter parody, I decided to go for a holiday theme today and a different fandom. So sing along to the tune of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You as Dean from Supernatural:

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOOD

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don’t care about the demons

Out hunting for you and me

I just want some apple pie

And maybe to just stay alive

Make my wish come true oh

All I want for Christmas is food

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need, and I

Don’t care about the angels

Satan, Death, or changelings

I don’t want to hang a vampire 

There upon these rusty chains

Sam please just make me happy

Give this up for just one day

I just want to take a break

Eat some pie and a giant steak

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is food

I won’t ask for much this Christmas

I won’t even wish for Dad, and I 

I just wanna keep on eating

And forget that I’m so sad

I won’t stop at the gas station

And pick up some pointless gift

I won’t even spike some punch

To knock myself out, then get sick

‘Cause I just want some food tonight

Stuffing my face, it’s oh so right

What more can I do

Oh, yeah, all I want for Christmas is food

All the monsters grinning

So bloody everywhere

And the sound of children’s 

Screaming fills the air

And everyone is dying

I hear my mother crying

Sam just take a break

Please do this for me

Won’t you please slice this pie for me quickly

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

This is all I’m asking for

I just wanna eat some pie

And not lock the hotel room door

I just want to eat all day

And pretend that I don’t know

That we are surely doomed

Yeah, all I want for Christmas is food

All I want for Christmas is food

And maybe just a freakin break Sam. Here, have some pie.